Wow look at how expensive they’ve priced these things Am I supposed to buy this? hell nah I aint buyin this dirt, ridiculous, garbage Oye Jasmeet look at this! Theres a sale, look at all this candy, should we grab it? Suck-Face, nope, messed up stuff always carrying effed up ish Jasmeet, wheres the flyer? Is there any sales? Theres clothes here, sweaters on sale… we should grab
em for when we go to India Dog Poop Phew… so expensive. HAW MY GAWD Phew… so expensive. HAW MY GAWD Oye! Stop right there! Where did you come from? Um, from the store How much? $50 shirt?! You got a shirt for $50?! Is your head EFFED up? No I mean you should have… uh… i mean… uh… um… Theres a BIG sale at sears, sale for clothes You can get shirts for 6-7 dollars easily! Amazing, beautiful, first class shirts! Why did you not go there?! You are STUPID that’s why! No I mean you should ask first. “Dad I’m going to the store
I need some money, to get a shirt for the party…” You can’t even ask that much? Without asking, WITHOUT ASKING he takes my credit card and does whatever he wants… Like I’m some money making machine… I’m not a machine, I’m not a robot! Okay, don’t show me your ugly face right now… get lost from here And you better return this shirt, first thing in the morning! Jasmeet! Have you seen your phone bill? WTF is this? You got another $150 dollar bill… Don’t you realize, she-a-lize anything? Who you talkin’ to? Who’s this girlfriend of yours? Tell me! Who’s your girlfriend… Tell me right the EFF now! Who you calling late at night? Why the EFF
won’t you tell me… snake. TELL ME! All day he spends on the phone Text Messages… Your dad paying for this bill? If your dad finds out bout this bill YOURE FACE IS
DEAD! He’s gonna beat you with a stick so hard Split cho’ gadaam head open! weasel-snakeface This poor b*stard’s bill just came in the in
the mail, take a look at it Huh? Well, just take a look at it… ill put
it right her… actually just take it How much is the bill? $250 WTF?!?!?!? Yooooo whateverrrrrr…. just take care of it… that’s your son anyways… Yo… you want any tea? Oye… want some tea Wow, wont even tell me… you want tea or not? One minute… One minute… one minute… Look, I gotta make some tea. Or else it’ll get cold Then you’re gonna say there’s not enough tea Hello madaam… I’m on the phone Who the FAAAAACH cares if your on the phone,
that doesn’t mean you can’t tell me… TELL ME, it’ll take a minute! take a break! SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… Shut ur face All day he’s on the gadaaaaam phone I need to know how many cups to make, because then after your stupid face is
just gonna complain how I only made half a cup. Im not your slave! WOW, it’ll take 2 minutes just tell me! Three cups? Two
cups? How much should I make? How much sugar? WOW, it’ll take 2 minutes just tell me! Three cups? Two
cups? How much should I make? How much sugar? Ok… put as MUCH sugar as your friggin heart tells you to. Please! DRINK IT! Won’t even tell me how much to drink! SHOULD I ADD SUGAR? 2 SPOONS, 3 SPOONS?! WHY WONT YOU TELL ME?!?!?! LOOK! Broke the gawddaaam pot because of your ugly face. LOOK ITS BROKEN! How many times do I have to tell
you to shutup… SHUT THE FACHHHH UP! YELL LOUDER why dont you? Shred my ears with your magnificent voice! MAN KEEPS ON TALKING! How bout YOU SHUTUP!? I’m gonna run away and leave you! Then we’ll see how you survive! GET LOST THEN! I DONT CARE! I’ll bring a white girl home! Blonde white
girl… Susan, that’s gonna be her name! Daddy, Daddy! Guess what! Daddy, Daddy! Guess What!? Oye, you little friggin kid. Shut the FLUCK up! DONT YOU DARE give me a headache! Get lost from here! Here’s your damn tea! Now watch he won’t even drink it! Woman, go get me 2-3 cookies too! OH I’m sorry am I your slave? your household slave? Get it
your damn self fatass… spends all day on the phone